How Do I Put This Gently ?

WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS SHE’S GOING ON A DIET

I’M LIKE:

BEHAVIOR THAT I SOMEHOW THINK IS ACCEPTABLE WHEN IM DRUNK

WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME IVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

I’M LIKE:

COMING HOME AFTER DRINKING

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE:

BUT ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE:

WALKING ON CAMPUS

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

WHEN I THINK IM DONE WITH A TEST BUT THEN I REALIZE THERE’S ANOTHER PAGE

MY BRAIN POST FINALS

WHEN MY EX SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE WITH A NEW GIRL

A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER THE BREAK UP:

AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS:

WHEN I FACEBOOK STALK MY CRUSH AND FIND OUT INTERESTING STUFF

WHEN I USED TO TRY TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT MY HOOK UPS AND THEN I REALIZED IDGAF