How Do I Put This Gently ?

WHEN ANOTHER SEMESTER OF SCHOOL PASSES AND I DONT FAIL OUT

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY NEVER EAT FAST FOOD

I’M LIKE:

HOW I FEEL WHEN I PARALLEL PARK ON THE FIRST TRY

WHEN I IGNORE MY EX’S TEXTS

GOING INTO A FINAL EXAM

I THINK I’M GONNA BE LIKE:

BUT I’M REALLY LIKE:

WHEN I CATCH UP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS

WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT ME AND MY FRIENDS

WE THINK IT’S BECAUSE:

BUT IT’S REALLY BECAUSE:

WHEN SOMEONE WANTS ME TO GET UP EARLY ON SUMMER BREAK

POSING FOR PICTURES WHILE DRUNK

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

WHEN PEOPLE POST THEIR GPA’S ON FACEBOOK