How Do I Put This Gently ?

WHEN SUMMER WEATHER IS FINALLY HERE

I’M LIKE:

AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT I’M LIKE:

WHEN THE FRO-YO PLACE HAS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR

TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM IN A CROWDED BAR

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT ME

A FEW YEARS AGO:

NOW:

WHEN I SEE ENGAGEMENT NOTIFICATIONS ON FACEBOOK

WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO TO ME EVERY NIGHT AT 1 AM

WHEN I PASS A CLASS WITH A BITCH OF A PROFESSOR

MY FEELINGS ABOUT GUYS AT MY SCHOOL

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

WHEN I SAY I’M ONLY GOING TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS

IT’S LIKE:

WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE EARLY AND FEEL AWKWARD