How Do I Put This Gently ?

JUST A SEMI-FUNCTIONING INDIVIDUAL NAVIGATING HIGHER EDUCATION WITH A COCKTAIL IN HER HAND AND A TENDENCY TO EMBARRASS HERSELF.

I'M AS CLASSY AS THEY COME.

BASICALLY, I'M IN GRADUATE SCHOOL (ALMOST DONE!!!) AND (still) SLOWLY LOSING MY MIND.

HAVING SEX

FIRST FEW MONTHS OF A RELATIONSHIP, IT’S LIKE:

AFTER A YEAR: